Bastards!

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 01/09/2015 at 13:26 • Filed to: None

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I brought in some homemade chicken soup this morning, and some asshole cleaned the fridge and threw it out into the bottom of some stanky trash. "Oh but it is still okay, look just wash the tupperware off". Fuck you

505 will be hungry today on lunch

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 13:32

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Today is fridge cleaning day here. Better get my cheese out before 3:00pm.

Anyone coming fishing with us?

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 01/09/2015 at 13:33

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you, me, and my lady it is looking like. All good, more beer for us

haveacarortwoorthree > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 13:33

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No, no, no. You can't throw away stuff in Tupperware. What goes from the fridge into the garbage is takeout stuff that has been there so long you can't even identify what it was. Tupperware means "I care enough about this food to bring it from home in my own reusable container made with BPA to naturally enhance the flavor of my food."*

*Have no idea whether Tupperware contains BPA. It probably doesn't. Sorry Tupperware.

Hey, y'all, watch this! > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 13:34

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Not a jury in the world would convict you.

505Turbeaux > haveacarortwoorthree 01/09/2015 at 13:34

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hahaha I agree with all of this, and dont know either

Brewman15 > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 13:35

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Who the hell cleans out the fridge during the middle of the day?

All fridges at my work are cleaned out on Friday evenings...cuz, ya know, logic.

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 13:37

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Better not make a huge chili then

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 01/09/2015 at 13:40

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beef chili? whatchoo making?

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 13:44

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Dunno. Gonna hit a store on the way and see what looks good. I've been on a turkey burger kick.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 13:44

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Dude! That is jacked up.

The rule in our office is that when the fridge gets cleaned out, edible looking food in containers gets put BACK in the fridge after the clean out.

Now if the shit looks like a petri dish....to the garbage it goes.

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 01/09/2015 at 13:51

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I like turkey chili just fine, I use spices to make it come out pretty close to beef. Worcestershire sauce, some A1 in the mix. Then again we are going to be in the middle of a river, so whatevs.

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 13:55

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It'll be great. If it isn't then just drink more beer.

Rock Bottom > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:01

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Death. That is the only acceptable punishment for this unprovoked act of soup aggression.

505Turbeaux > Rock Bottom 01/09/2015 at 14:02

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agreed

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 01/09/2015 at 14:02

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or pour more in the mix

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:03

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I'm not sure your beer will help that way haha.

Tohru > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:05

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You know who threw it out, yes?

Fill their phone headset with nickels, swap the N and M keys on their keyboard, and shit in the dash vents of their car.

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 01/09/2015 at 14:05

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cheap beer is the best to cook with. More leftover sugars. Guaranteed. Now you know why they call it "beer can chicken" and not Bottle of Over Hopped IPA chicken

505Turbeaux > Tohru 01/09/2015 at 14:05

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damn, that is some harsh punishment. I like it

Tohru > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:13

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After a week, remove all the nickels from the phone headset so when they go to use it they hit themselves in the face with it.

RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:26

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PBR chicken is great. Stick the can in the bird, toss it on the BBQ, and drink the good beer while you wait. Although I think I'll use Coors now that the Russians bought PBR.

505Turbeaux > RallyWrench 01/09/2015 at 14:32

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ha yeah Coors, you guys dont get narragansetts out there do you? That is my go to

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:36

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I prefer stouts for chili.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > haveacarortwoorthree 01/09/2015 at 14:36

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However, don't use it for green-colored falafels. I'm still bitter at some rando co-worker, and it was two years ago.

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 01/09/2015 at 14:37

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I would assume you are bringing some guiness with you anyways, I know you dont drink my crap. I have whiskey coming

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:42

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Aww man I should have made a beer run on my lunch break! Probably goign to bring some honey brown. That's my go to cheap beer.

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 01/09/2015 at 14:53

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man I used to drink that shit in high school. Love it, I havent even seen it for sale for a decade

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:55

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Oh man it's all over the place.

RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2015 at 14:57

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Nope, never had it. We don't get lots of stuff from the East coast.